By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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