He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You brought string cheese to the strip club
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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