he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I bet he comes in French.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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