I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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