Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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