What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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