Its about making memories worth repressing
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Are my feet made of real feet?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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