I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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