do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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