he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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