He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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