Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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