We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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