I'm really into asian looking animals
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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