You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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