she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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