oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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