I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
