Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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