She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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