You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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