And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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