I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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