what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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