they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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