Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
