I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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