she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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