i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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