Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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