going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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