u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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