I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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