she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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