Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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