i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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