ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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