that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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