About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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