So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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