Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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