goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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