can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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