why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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