i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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