He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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