Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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