i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
