don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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