im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Floor bacon is actually really good
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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