HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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