I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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