Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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