Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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