dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Randomize
