Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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