Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I see more hoeing in ur future
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