How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
