normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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