gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Still dying that you shit outside
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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